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Cameron Diaz Will Eat Your Children and Other News

- Rob Zombie’s Woolite commercial. You just read that. [Videogum]

- James Blunt is this week’s fuel for inane Internet angst Tracy Morgan. [Huffington Post]

- Leonardo DiCaprio continues his worldwide tour of Blake Lively’s vagina. [Dlisted]

- Jon Hamm is humble even while dressed like Crockett. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lucy Pinder wants you to stop prematurely perspiring. Wait, what? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Courtney Stodden’s record label really wants you to believe she’s 16. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon will only do a tabloid photo spread of their babies if it is tasteful. [Bossip]

- Glee creator Ryan Murphy is firing everybody from Glee. No, really. [TooFab]

- Britney Spears‘ Femme Fatale Tour snack stand menu. [theCHIVE]

- Jake Gyllenhaal discovered hidden secrets about himself with Bear Grylls. [Just Jared]

- Irina Shayk is in a bikini. [Popoholic]

- How dare Olivia Wilde indeed. [Celebslam]

- But did he accept Jesus into his heart before he left? [BuzzFeed]

- She can do what with a stapler now? [Maxim]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Ashley Greene [Heavy]

- And The 20 Hottest WWE Divas We Think We Could Pin [Bleacher Report]