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Hot Damon Lindelof: ‘January Jones Can’t Act’

“I’d be so angry right now if I were capable of human emotion.”

Lost creator Damon Lindelof has officially joined the distinguished ranks of Ashton Kutcher and myself – Wait, what? I want out. Let me out! She can act! OH, GOD, LET ME OUT! – and tweeted his opinion of January Jones‘ acting after seeing X-Men: First Class:

Emma Frost’s THREE mutant powers: Telepathy, Transformation to Solid Diamond and last but not least, Sucking at Acting.

You know what the sad part about all this is? At one point, you know January Jones went, “I’m such a good actress, no one will care if I carry a married man’s baby to term.” Ah, well, at least she has her look- Oh, right, the kid. Christ. This is like a “What Not To Do” guidebook for aspiring actresses. Minus wearing lots of lingerie and having diamond boobs, of course. You’re gonna want to do that a lot. Almost exclusively if I’m being frank, and that’s advice I normally charge for, so don’t say I never give you nothin’.