Khloe Kardashian Pleased With Her Nipple Slip on ‘Fox & Friends’

While appearing on Fox & Friends this morning, Khloe Kardashian’s right nipple apparently was visible during the entire interview, so it’s only a matter of time until we hear reports of an uptick in octogenarian heart attacks. Until then, Khloe is literally advertising the nip slip on Twitter because her last name is Kardashian and they never met a piece of press they wouldn’t trade any and all semblance of shame for:

- Thank God! I fucking love nipples!!!! “@Wendel817: @KhloeKardashian Your nipple was showing on Fox and Friends. See through tops FTW.”
- I had a nip slip and I loved it! But my twat is fine! “@KourtneyKardash: Her twat is twisted. Has that happened to anyone?”
- My mom just called me saying my nip slip is “all over the internet!” Ha! Is it weird that I love it?! Who knew nipples were so special?

I know I’ve been shying away from nipples on here, but I’m actually posting this one because it’s not so much sexy as the equivalent of seeing a nipple on Animal Planet both in educational value and complete lack of eroticism, not counting marsupials. Sexy, sexy marsupials… Also, now people can differentiate between a pregnant and non-pregnant Yeti, and know whether to run (pregnant) or just play dead (non-pregnant). I’m saving lives here.

Thanks to ezentis for having the courage and bravery to take pictures of your television. A nation thanks you.

UPDATE: FOX pulled its own video embed because apparently they really do love America.