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Hot Selena Gomez is Craving Junk Food Now

I’m 11.

Because announcing she’s suffering from nausea and low iron before motherly touching your belly during a public performance wasn’t enough, Selena Gomez is copping to junk food cravings and that her mom is by her side 24/7 now. People reports:

But referring to her “Supermom,” Gomez says she’s getting help doing what’s better for her body.
“She’s definitely shoving vitamins down my mouth and following me around,” she says of her mommy. “But at the same time, I was a stubborn kid, so I got to eat whatever I wanted. I have to have creamed spinach or cheese on my broccoli. I have to have something that makes it not healthy.”
Gomez’s favorite guilty pleasures? “I love M&Ms, Kit Kats, Snickers and Goobers at the movies,” she admits.

This is getting ridiculous. Next, she’s going to be spotted at a Babies ‘R Us eating pickles and ice cream, but I’m still not supposed to think Justin Bieber knocked her up because he’s “omnipotent” and “Canadian,” if I’m reading this e-mail from my lawyer right. Also, something about not feeding him after midnight, but I think that’s a typo.