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Tuesday 14 June 2011

So The Weston Cage Story is Entirely Different Now

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So The Weston Cage Story is Entirely Different Now


When the Weston Cage getting his face punched-in 13 times story first broke, initial reports suggested he got into a dispute with his personal trainer who wouldn’t let him order something at a restaurant. Turns out it wasn’t his trainer but a man named Kevin Villegas who’s paid by Nicolas Cage to keep an eye on Little Lord Gotheroy who apparently went missing last week. TMZ reports:

But Tuesday, when Weston went M.I.A — sources tell us Nic dispatched Kevin to track down the 21-year-old and bring him home. Kevin quickly located his target in L.A., but we’re told, Weston was resistant and aggressive — even threatening to rip off Kevin’s “Christian fucking head.”
Sources tell us Kevin immediately reported the situation to Nic … who instructed Kevin to call 911. When Weston realized cops were on the way he flipped out and attacked Kevin with the roundhouse kick.
We’re told Kevin — who served with the U.S. military — feared for his life because Weston is a highly-trained fighter … and attacked Cage with a flurry of punches.

So, basically this story went from Weston Cage getting his ass kicked by his aerobics instructor for not ordering a salad to Weston Cage getting his ass kicked by his babysitter for running away from home. Jesus. How soon until we find out he puts on a blonde wig and becomes Taylor Momsen? Because that’s really the only place left for this to go.

So The Weston Cage Story is Entirely Different Now

So The Weston Cage Story is Entirely Different Now

So The Weston Cage Story is Entirely Different Now

So The Weston Cage Story is Entirely Different Now

So The Weston Cage Story is Entirely Different Now

So The Weston Cage Story is Entirely Different Now

So The Weston Cage Story is Entirely Different Now

So The Weston Cage Story is Entirely Different Now


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