The 2011 MTV Movie Awards Pictures

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The 2011 MTV Movie Awards

While last year’s show at least had the decency to regale us with Katy Perry and Christina Aguilera’s breasts as Twilight anti-climactically won everything, this year’s MTV Movie Awards decided to be a lackluster affair with Twilight still anti-climactically winning everything alongside nothing more than fully-covered Blake Lively cleavage and Emma Watson’s niche-hotness. (Read: Pedophiles. Pedophiles are that niche.) The only interesting thing they did is let Justin Bieber compete in a few categories, so it wasn’t a total lock for Twilight. And I say interesting if you’re 12 and can’t decide whether to decorate your bedroom with the Sparkle Cock or Maple Christ because we’re fucked as a society.

Best Male Performance: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Villain: Tom Felton, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Best Jaw Dropping Moment: Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
Biggest Badass Star: Chloë Mortez, Kick-Ass
Best Breakout Star: Chloë Mortez, Kick-Ass
Best Fight: Robert Pattinson vs. Xavier Samuel and Bryce Dallas Howard, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Kiss Winner Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Line From a Movie: “I want to get chocolate wasted!” – Alexys Nycole Sanchez, Grown Ups
Best Scared-As-Sh*t Performance: Ellen Page, Inception
Best Female Performance: Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Comedic Performance: Emma Stone, Easy A
Best Movie Winner: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse