Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Were at The Spike Guys Choice Awards

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Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Were at The Spike Guys Choice Awards

Despite calling it quits last week, the decreasingly hot Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn still showed up to The Spike Guys Choice Awards Saturday night, albeit separately, and even briefly posed together backstage before running in opposite directions. Her in a cloud of shame and disgust that would make Reese Witherspoon’s chin stand at attention, and him in desperate need of a new vagina to ash into. “Hello, I’m famous actor-humanitarian Sean Penn. A hack hack hack. Quick, your vagina. Hack. I’ll explain later.”